Dear Woodrow, are you listening? It's me, Lisa.: COT 20

McCarty is mayor. Howard isn't the city manager. Lisa stays Lisa by bringing Woodrow Wilson into the chat. Listen, things have been shaken up at City Hall & it shows. 

Beyond reminding you all that Lisa Kaplan is the next worst councilmember behind Sean Loloee, we also get into the real stuff: pedestrian & bike saftey, or the lack thereof. 

If nothing else, we bring you the reminder to check your phone screen under that fancy screen protector, you may be surprised. 

Listen in for all the takes. Thanks for tuning in! & don’t forget, fuck Lisa Kaplan, the police, Howard Chan, all campus law enforcement, anyone against Cap Resolution, the ones in that persons garden, Ryan Messano, highway expansion, Gavin, the PIT Count,  SCOTUS, for profit industrial farms, all the STDs,  the DNC, capitalism, sugar lumps, the hellscape we live in, botched nipples, McCarty voters, & Woodrow Wilson enthusiasts. 

That’s the tea, 

Shannon, Gabe & PJ

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